Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s smila : – ))))?
Jim jr met a hooker with an unusual speciality. He told his pal smila: “I had the most amazing experience last night. This girl wedged my d*ck into a hot-dog bun, added cheese, cucumber, pickles, and ketchup, then grabbed it with both hands and slowly ate her way down from the tip to the ba**s.”
“Wow!” said smila. “I hope you kept her number. I fancy some of that!”
Jim jr gave smila the number but when the two guys met up again the next day, smila looked really sad.
“what’s up mate?” asked jim jr. “Couldn’t you find her?”
“I found her all right,” said smila “but this time she tried something different. She put my d*ck between two wafer biscuits, covered it with strawberry ice cream, pineapple chunks,, put a fresh strawberry on top, and covered it in chocolate sauce”
“My god!” exclaimed Jim jr. “That sounds even better than I got from her. So why the long face?”
“Well” said smila, “It looked so good, I ate it myself.”
brings a whole new meaning to a chocolate fancy!
fat kid getting chocolate frosting licked off his nipple by dog
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