Albert – This really is the final straw tonight. it’s him or the dog…..?

Now for all of you who are avid readers of my questions, you will be aware that Albert is my lazy, stinking husband of nearly 50 years. So far this week he’s broken a heated towel rail, a leslie speaker cabinet, a george foreman grill, the budgie’s cage door, the handle off the frying pan, the stem from my saxifragus, Pluto’s prick, the lid of the biscuit barrel, the front doorbell and my bex bissell. Everytime he’s broken things he’s always steaming drunk and has no recollection of it the next day and blames it on me. I’m furious. How can i get him to change his disgusting ways? The woman upstairs complains about us arguing all the time, but it’s just really a way of life for us. He’s gone out to get fish suppers (via the pub probably) and i feel like letting rip to him on his return. Any ideas? Thanks

What’s Pluto’s Prick? On second thoughts, perhaps i really don’t wanna know……………. lol, you’re the funniest person on Yahoo answers! You always make me laugh – you rock!!!

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